Kiamat Sudah Dekat?
Diambil tanpa ijin dari Desa32.com. Mungkin kisah kayak gini ini yang menandakan bahwa kiamat memang sudah dekat, paling tidak, sudah sangat dekat kepada… si boss :))
Last week was my birthday and I didn’t feel very well waking up that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, “Happy Birthday!”, and possible have a present for me.As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let along
“Happy Birthday.” I thought… well, that’s marriage for you, but the kids will remember. My kids came to breakfast and didn’t say a word.So when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and somewhat despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said,
“Good morning, boss, happy birthday!”It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered. I worked until one o’clock and then Jane knocked on my door and said,
“You know, It’s such a beautiful day outside, and it’s your birthday, let’s go out to lunch, just you and me.”I said,
“Thanks Jane, That’s the greatest thing I’ve heard all day. Let’s go!”We went to lunch. But we didn’t go where we normally would go. We dined instead at a little place with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.
On the way back to the office, Jane said,
“You know, it’s such a beautiful day… We don’t need to go back to the office, do we?”I responded,
“I guess not. What do you have in mind?”
She said, “Let’s go to my apartment.”After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said,
“Boss, if you don’t mind, I’m going to step into the bedroom for a moment. I’ll be right back.” “OK.” I nervously replied.She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake. followed by my wife, kids and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing
“HAPPY BIRTHDAY”.And I just sat there… on the couch… NAKED.
Ihsan, 6 December 2005, 03:33:
Hehehe .. gak perlu izin saya. Saya juga dapat dari milis. :) Salam kenal, Boss ...kus, 13 December 2005, 01:08:
kira2 apa artinya, maklum agak susah bhs eng :PRaha, 4 January 2006, 18:17:
Kasian si boss. Pikirannya dah macam-macam kali ye karena masuk apartemen sekretarisnya. Makanya gugup dia. Eh tak tahunya semua orang dah ada di apartemen itu (istri, anak dan staff lainnya) tuk ngucapin Selamat Ultah ;).Kecele deh si boss ... Naked!.
raha juga, 14 May 2006, 20:56:
weleehh…..kirain gimana akhirnya…tapi yang penting ada yang penting dari yang penting…hehe..halo raha…eh kita kan raha…..
(sama maksudnya namanya…) [iseng banget ya]